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LOL!Yeah... you can't put large things in the very small boxes.
Ah nuts, now I know why my love-life nose-dived so dramatically. When I told them I did Lisp, they always gave me a strange look and hurriedly walked away. They must have thought that I meant I spoke with a lisp!... I used to talk to them that I talk Prolog, and they were fascinated.....
Aieeee! My whole life in ruins because of a stupid procedural language.
No wonder I'm so bitter and twisted these days even though I'm almost as pretty as you are, majki.
It has to be X's fault.
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LOLMy whole life in ruins because of a stupid procedural language.
Oh no Squire fella, not like that, you don't have to talk at all.When I told them I did Lisp...
Just put some mambo jumbo that looks scientific enough on the screen of your laptop when she suggest you to play some MP3s you have there. Then procedure goes in variation of this:
- she: Hej what is that strange thing on your screen.
you: Huh, .... something I do... its called Prolog. Some new logical language they discovered recently.
she: It looks complicated
you: Yeah, its very complicated, I spend years working on it, but now I can do anything I want. Its good thing I have bunch of friends scientist on this forum that help me with problems.
You show her the TC forum
she: Who is this guy with the funny name X...per.. ka.....something ?
you: That is our leading scientist. He is the founder of the Prolog. I think that he will get Nobel prise for it. He is... very.... nice, we talk much.
she: WOW, you are soo coool. I never thought you are like that
you: Well, I do all kind of stuff baby. Lets go to my home to show you some other things I did ....
It doesn't work on baconsAlex wrote:What did you receive - a *cold* bacon?..
It is specially designed for human brains.
You can test it if you put the head of your little brother in the microwave, and see if it is *cold* latter
Habemus majkam!
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Hm... wouldn't work. I said it is designed for human brain.
Second variant can pass though... But squire... don't know... he is already spoiled by big doses of radiation for entire life. We need frash blood.
I know. What about X.
You can choose: X* or Xtrician.
They are all young and virgin
Hm... wouldn't work. I said it is designed for human brain.
Second variant can pass though... But squire... don't know... he is already spoiled by big doses of radiation for entire life. We need frash blood.
I know. What about X.
You can choose: X* or Xtrician.
They are all young and virgin
Habemus majkam!
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He protects himself with that foil thing, don't you remember? And he think that that thing works so he must be the single one who can agree with an experiment.But squire... don't know... he is already spoiled by big doses of radiation for entire life.
X is a useful guy. Regardless of what he posts here about youI know. What about X.
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James X* Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Majki Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
Q. Squire: "I know, let's put this tin hat on his head and fry his brains in the microwave..."
Majki Goldfinger: "Brilliant!"
Alextp Oddjob: "But my little brother told me he got cold bacon when he did that!"
Majki Goldfinger: "Doh! How many times do I have to tell you this microwave is programmed in Prolog? That's enough to fry ANYBODY's brain!"
James X* Bond: "Ack! No, no, not Prolog! I'll tell you everything!"
Q.Squire: "Erm, did I tell you I do all kinds of stuff baby? Let's go to my home Miss Moneypenny to show you some other things I did ...."
And so the world was saved for villainy yet again by the mighty power of list processing.......[to be contd]
Majki Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
Q. Squire: "I know, let's put this tin hat on his head and fry his brains in the microwave..."
Majki Goldfinger: "Brilliant!"
Alextp Oddjob: "But my little brother told me he got cold bacon when he did that!"
Majki Goldfinger: "Doh! How many times do I have to tell you this microwave is programmed in Prolog? That's enough to fry ANYBODY's brain!"
James X* Bond: "Ack! No, no, not Prolog! I'll tell you everything!"
Q.Squire: "Erm, did I tell you I do all kinds of stuff baby? Let's go to my home Miss Moneypenny to show you some other things I did ...."
And so the world was saved for villainy yet again by the mighty power of list processing.......[to be contd]
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@SQUIRE:
You cannot insult my favourite football team like that. You have to
1. live in Germany;
2. be a football fan yourself;
3. identify with a competiting German football club yourself;
4. talk like a bonobo (like those who invented the alu hat);
5. be an asshole (hooligan, [n]azi, other kind of dumbfuck).
There are only two groups of people whose pure existence is an insult for every 1. FC Köln-fan, the rest is simply unworthy and not worth to lift an eyebrow:
1. Natural born Düsseldorfer
2. Natural born Leverkusener
So, I suggest that you concentrate again on this useless crap thread. Personally I think it has become boring and is stuck in a loop, far from being interesting for me. Maybe you can break that loop with some funny pics of dead cats?
Icfu
You cannot insult my favourite football team like that. You have to
1. live in Germany;
2. be a football fan yourself;
3. identify with a competiting German football club yourself;
4. talk like a bonobo (like those who invented the alu hat);
5. be an asshole (hooligan, [n]azi, other kind of dumbfuck).
There are only two groups of people whose pure existence is an insult for every 1. FC Köln-fan, the rest is simply unworthy and not worth to lift an eyebrow:
1. Natural born Düsseldorfer
2. Natural born Leverkusener
So, I suggest that you concentrate again on this useless crap thread. Personally I think it has become boring and is stuck in a loop, far from being interesting for me. Maybe you can break that loop with some funny pics of dead cats?
Icfu
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