An autonomous vacuum cleaner with brush attachment and embedded microprocessor, running a real-time round-robin multi-tasking OS with super-sensitive fluff sensors - aka, the wife.
I saw these guys in the US and they are really one helluva impressive cat, about the size of a small dog with thick, dense fur even on their feet. Probably wouldn't even notice your Serbian winter. They don't meow normally but make a funny bird-like 'chrr' sound. But they're rare and costly to buy over here and likely have a big appetite too, as Alextp implies.
2SQUIRE
Hm.... I doubt they can be more agressive then siam cats - those are well known for that. My friend tie-down its siam cat to radiator whenever his friends come to his house
Mine is pure angel and is so stupid in cat's inteligence that it hurts. He doesn't even know to alight to his legs when I drop him - he usualy fell on his back - that is the first in the histroy of cats to act so.
I must go now. My autonomous vacuum clearner just made excelent launch.
I just wonder why somebody should need a vacuum cleaner.
If there is anything in a vacuum you could clean then it isn't still a vacuum, isn't it?
sheepdog
P.S.: I know three people that minds are perfectly well......
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
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PS: vacuum is not empty. That is a hot soup of short-life particles. Those particles have to be cleaned sometimes, but remmember that you need to do it in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 sec.
Coons aren't agressive at all in spite of their looks. Siamese cats are very pretty but seem to be highly strung and they make a LOT of noise in the mating season. Like women, come to think of it!
2Sheepdog
Hold still now...I think I see a screw loose...here, let me fix it for you.......this won't hurt a bit.......
Hold still now...I think I see a screw loose...here, let me fix it for you.......this won't hurt a bit.......
Oohiiiihaahhrrggg,
Yeah feels much better now, much better, thanks a lot.....
sheepdog
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
Douglas Adams
Is collection of all your avatars available? I'd like to see it. For example, last 7-8 avatars.
I keep all avatars on my computer. I could create some nice presentation , but I think it is the best to leave this for night stories for your kids
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StoryTeller - majkinetors avatars (ancient Russian folk tale)
Once upon a time, there was majkinetor on Total Commander forum.
He had amazing avatars in his pocket, witch he threw on people as he desired. Some of those avatars was so amazing that people were coming to the forum just to enjoy looking at them. It was beleived that those can bring better life, happines and strange insights for consumers.
Let me tell you about his donkey avatar... no no no.. let me start first with the cute devil..... NO.... the best was pope & the n00b.
Yes, the pope & the n00b. Avatar was made of .....
